Total Medals Earned: 540 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,075 Points
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 11/16 (230/380 points)
Medals Earned: 7/20 (110/630 points)
Medals Earned: 6/22 (35/490 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (245/345 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (120/230 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (165/275 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)
Medals Earned: 2/44 (10/500 points)
Defeat King Slime
Explore 7 floors
Feed your pet 5 food items
Discover 7 warps
Beat Zombie Defense on Hard
Upgrade equipment 20 times
Defeat Rock
Defeat Bop
Explore 15 floors
Spend 30 points on the Fighter Tech Tree
Spend 30 points on the Healer Tech Tree
Collect 20 types of monsters in the Bestiary
Have one character reach level 10
Have one character reach level 25
Have one character reach level 5
Spend 30 points on the Mage Tech Tree
Defeat one of the three rare monsters in the game
Acquire a total of 50,000 Gold
Defeat Rock Twice
Spend 30 points on the Rogue Tech Tree
Feed your pet 30 food items
Discover 15 warps
Defeat 5 Kings in the Wanted List
Defeat Bop Twice
Complete the Bestiary
Beat Zombie Defense on Expert
Explore 30 floors
Defeat all the Kings in the Wanted List
Have one character reach level 50
Complete the MISSING quest line
Defeat Dargon
Complete the STOLEN quest line
Discover all warps
Defeat Ultimate Dargon
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Kill the boatman
Scare away the ram
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Help all of the G-units
Fly to mount Olympus
Complete Hades' game
Complete the game
Don't kill the boatman
Knock out the farm boy
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Fiddle with the settings
Get a 10 hit Combo
Complete Normal Mode
Use all Vandier's attacks
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Collect 100 orbs
Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Use all of main Character's attacks
Get a 20 hit Combo
Kill all eneimies
Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
Complete Hard Mode
Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Get a 50 hit Combo
Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
Collect all Awards
Get a 60 hit Combo
Complete Culmination without dying
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
Die for the first time.
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
Break your own record 3 times.
Die sliding.
Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
Slide a total of 2000 meters.
Run a total of 30000 meters.
Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
360 seconds air time.
Find the Red Energy Orb.
Complete any challenge
Level 2 completed
Grinning Colossus killed for good
Kill the Mecha-Fishhead
Kill the Grinning Colossus in 35 seconds
Stop. Hammertime. Challenge 4 completed.
Finish off the Final Boss
Disassemble the Crystal Boss
Score more than 160,000 in High Score mode
Complete all normal levels
Upgrade any helmet to silver edition
Complete all hard levels
Upgrade any helmet to gold edition
Complete all extreme levels
Buy a new helmet
Complete all easy levels
Upgrade all helmets to gold
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
play the game as a male
play as female
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Start the game... press the play button.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
